Last week I told you all that I like to live dangerously since I still went on Fall Break, even though the ever-so sacred vacation had been cancelled post-Irma. But there was no way I was going to miss out on this trip.Read More
Miami students waited eight years for it. FSU students went ghost-mode for weeks after it. What is it, you ask? When Miami invaded Tallahassee and went home with the W. It all started on Friday morning.Read More
Finals suck. That’s no secret. The buildup of consecutive all-nighters and caffeine-binges just to spew out information onto a page that you will forget immediately after taking the exam is enough to drive any student to the brink of mental breakdowns. Students at every school have to deal with this harsh reality at the end of each semester, but come finals week, there is one benefit that separates us from every other university: the hammocks.Read More
Hey there. What’s up? The name’s Greg. Gregory, Gregorio. Up to you. It’s all gucci. Now, you’re probably thinking, “Wow, another student piece about Orange Umbrella, sick!” Well, I’m here to burst your thin and poorly-constructed bubble, bud. Because we’re gonna take a sharp left down Internet Lane, you know, that place that intersects Mediocre Avenue.Read More
Lost with no direction. The S.S. Orange Umbrella plunges into the perilous sea without its Captain.
O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells! (we don't have any actual bells but it's figurative)Read More
Many of you have heard the tale of the poor boy who cried wolf. This tale is a similar tale in name. For it is about a boy...
who cried...Read More
Pillow Thought: a brilliant (potentially idiotic) idea that your brain decides to give you right before bed. Do you ever stay up at night asking yourself obscure questions or mulling over life and the universe?Read More
The sky is purple. The air is sweet just after a summer rain. I’m chilling at Regatta Park with my friends like I always do after a long day of work. And I am so livid that I could turn my white curly hair red with rage.Read More
What was once a small group of friends... Is still a pretty small group of friends, but with a few new kids on the block. We're very excited to have them helping out, the more oranges the merrier.Read More
Today is a day unlike any other day this year. Today is the birthday of our MJB (Minister of Justice andBusiness) (Melissa Jane Barnes). The birthday of our brave leader. Our Captain's Owner.Read More
Many people might think we don't even own suits (how could someone who calls themselves an orange wear a suit!), but we dusted them off and adorned them in style for this week's theme Thursday... Mad men (and women) of the IMC!Read More
Every week of summer, Orange Umbrella is having Theme Thursday's. That's right, ThemeThursdays. Last week we had a comfortable time dressing in our coziest outfits. We hopped outof bed and went straight into work.Read More
What’s The Pulp you ask? Well, The Pulp refers to ...Read More